Friday, April 28, 2006

What Do We Want? Justice! When Do We Want It? Right After We Get Some Cookies!

Following up on revelations and comments concerning the upcoming May Day Illegal Aliens protest, as covered on Nathan Bradfield's and Michelle Malkin's blogs...

I have a confession to make.

When I was young, I broke the law - I stole cookies from the cafeteria's storage closet. More than once, I'm ashamed to say.

So, in the spirit of amnesty, and getting privileges you have thumbed your nose at and have not earned, I demand free cookies for life!

Who will stand with me? What legislator is willing to put him or herself on the line to reward me for breaking the law?

Where is justice for Jerry The Cookie Thief???